Patti Page - Steam Heat (1954) (via wholesomesweetness86)

So my Mom is named after Patti Page and Peggy Lee…

…and then, fifty years later, I found five dollars.

Night DJ Time! Go bananas!

“So this is a pretty groovy song. Good beat and you can dance…WTF!? Is that Paul McCartney?!??”

New layout. Probably broken in IE, but I don’t have the energy to fix it right now.

David Mead - Human Nature (Michael Jackson cover)

Ok, I’m on a Facebook moratorium for the rest of the evening. I have an interview tomorrow morning and I can’t stand knowing which of my friends I’m going to have to compete against.

New userpic.

I forgot I even had this.

— Father and Daughter

Paul Simon

(via ringoknowsbest)

Today, I wanted to email someone...

…so I put aside my laptop and picked up my iPhone.

I know the 3.0 release is exciting, but what the hell is wrong with me?

No…not the McCartney album (although today is Sir Paul’s birthday)…but the computer kind.
Brenda is on my *ss about getting more Ram. She had me go to this site that checks my Ram and tells me how much I can put in. It says I am pitifully under-rammed. (Insert dirty joke here…hell…make a dirty joke out of the words “insert dirty joke here”). Anyways…I digress.
What do you know about Ram? Can you put Ram in my computer? Will it hurt my computer? Will I lose my whole life which is kept in this box called my computer if you screw up? Would you screw up? Just how competent are you anyway? Wouldn’t Ram make a nice belated Mother’s Day gift (and Father’s Day Gift)?
Call me when you can.
Love,
Mom

— 

Email from my Mom. Subject: “Ram”

This is why I love my Mom.