No…not the McCartney album (although today is Sir Paul’s birthday)…but the computer kind.
Brenda is on my *ss about getting more Ram. She had me go to this site that checks my Ram and tells me how much I can put in. It says I am pitifully under-rammed. (Insert dirty joke here…hell…make a dirty joke out of the words “insert dirty joke here”). Anyways…I digress.
What do you know about Ram? Can you put Ram in my computer? Will it hurt my computer? Will I lose my whole life which is kept in this box called my computer if you screw up? Would you screw up? Just how competent are you anyway? Wouldn’t Ram make a nice belated Mother’s Day gift (and Father’s Day Gift)?
Call me when you can.
Love,
Mom

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Email from my Mom. Subject: “Ram”

This is why I love my Mom.